Cruz: Hey, guys, we really need to win Florida and Cuban Americans vote there!
Rubio: I'm the good looking one!
Bush: You thought my brother was dumb? You ain't seen nothing yet!
Fiorina: Sure I nearly destroyed a company, but do we really want to give all the female votes to Clinton?
Chris Christie: Choose me or I'll eat your children and cause massive traffic jams across the country.
Huckabee: Please Jesus, save my campaign!
Rand Paul: Want to destroy the government? I'm super qualified for the job!
Kasich: Really, I'm still in the race.
Trump: Mexicans are the new Jews.