bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Be Like A Pirate Week

Did my monthly visit to my doctor today.

I'm all good except he's worried about a weird bump/lesiion that I've had over my left eye since I was like 9 years old. He says it's getting slightly bigger now and best to deal with it as soon as possible.

I complianed about it when I was a kid, but in retrospect can get why my dad didn't think cosmetic surgery was worth it since I was already spending most of my childhood in and out of the hospital with a major seizure disorder.

Anyway, my doctor says he can get rid of it for about $100 bucks.  And while I don't want to be vain I can still remember a woman telling me "you'd be really hot if  you didn't have that gross thing by your eye."

He said the downside is I would have to wear an eyepatch for 4 to 7 days.

My feeling is that is a selling point. I'll go buy a plastic parrot and stick it on my shoulder for the entire time.
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