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What My Live Journal And Facebook Feed Will Be Like Today

"Congrats Catherine Of Cambridge!"

"OMG it's a girl!"

"Why the fuck do people care about this?"

"What are they naming her?"

"Awww! She's so cute!"

"Anyone remember that awesome thing The Onion did when the last baby was born?"

"I am so tired of the fucking royals. Why the fuck do you people care?"

"I'm so glad it's a girl."

"It's so fucking patrirachal and bullshit that it's her fucking job to have an heir and a spare."

"Only the fucking yanks care about this shit."

"Why is my facebook feed full of this royalist crap?"

"I hope it ends up looking like it's mother."

"Who the fuck is Catherine Of Cambridge?"


"Kate Middleton."

"Oh. Thanks!"

"Congrats Kate!"

(Then this cycle will repeat for 12 hours.)

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