bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Fuck This Court And Everything It Stands For

If you haven't seen it yet you have to read the funniest legal brief of all time.

Highlights:

"That's right—I had a cocked and fully loaded AK-47 assault rifle, as well as a .45 caliber pistol. What's your point?"

and

"[The Court] runs and cowers like a panic-stricken hoe that has stolen money from her back-handing pimp. Just for the record: you are a hoe. This court is a hoe. And I will backhand you both, should you continue to waste my time."

and

"Look here old man, when I told you I AM JUSTICE, I meant it."
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