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What Is The Dumbest Thing Gwyneth Paltrow Has Done?

Recently Gwyneth Paltrow has started telling women that they should try vaginal steaming.

This is  process where you go to a spa, spend $500 and sit in a bidet filled with red hot tea and other "botanical energy sources" and then let the steam seep into your vagina for a  half hour.

She claims it cleans out your body and helps protect you from all sorts of health issues.

"You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels," she said.

This road leads to only one question - "What is the dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard Paltrow do/say/whatever?"


Poll #1997732 Apples And Paltrows

What Is The Dumbest Thing Gwyneth Paltrow Has Done?

Advocated Vaginal Steaming
20(39.2%)
Named Her Child
5(9.8%)
Wearing The Pink Oscar Dress
0(0.0%)
Marrying Someone From Coldplay
13(25.5%)
Something Awful I Have Forgotten About
13(25.5%)
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