bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

Wash Your Pussy

A new study claims that adults who have never had cats or allergies before can develop cat allergies if they adopt a cat.

Now, it's fairly clear that the people who made this study have never owned or interacted with a cat.

How do I know this? Because their advice to minimize developing a cat allergy is to wash your cat once a week.


Trust me on this one - don't ever, ever try to wash your cat. There will be blood. You will end up in a battle you will lose. Plus, do you really want your family to know that you were murdered by a small pet?
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