For World AIDS Day they've created a website where you can submit questions to Bono and George W. Bush who will answer randomly selected ones.
This is like Christmas a month early.
Why are you such a douchebag?
Why did you let Brian Eno destroy your band?
When is the next time you'll be alone in a dark alley?
How fucking much of a weak tosser did you feel like when you recorded "One?"
Would you consider a pay-per-view cage fight against Lars Ulrich?
I may never, ever leave this site.