bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,


One of Rome Girl's gay friends is currently living in Berlin. Since Rome Girl got a free Eurail pass from one of her clients that doesn't expire until Jan. 2, she's decided to go visit him on Tuesday (it would otherwise cost hundreds of dollars to get there.)

The problem is that the only things she knows how to say in German are "I am a doughnut" and "Essen mein shiza."

Now, these are obviously very useful sentences, but they really won't cover all social situations.

Like, if she was to be introduced to a member of German high society, which sentence would she use?

Decisions, decisions.
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