bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

Breaking News!

You may have heard propaganda that the Old Bailey was blown up by terrorists tonight.

That is just Fox News bullshit.

In reality, its demolition had been planned for several months.

The only reason the destruction was so dramatic was that the workers loved the place so much they decided to play music and set off some fireworks after they set the charges.

Please go back to your local pub and do not panic.

We have this situation under control.
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