bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Defenestration

Called Rome Girl in Rome yesterday to tell her that the landlord is apparently going to be replacing all of the windows in our building sometime later this month (she'll be home from Rome by then.).

Rome Girl Reaction: Yay! No more drafts in the winter! Lower electric bill! No more nicotine stained windows! Yay! Puppies! Flowers! Unicorns!

My Reaction: I"m going to have people in my apartment today fucking measuring windows so they can do this next week and don't want people fucking invading my apartment and then they'll probably be here for a day or two fucking putting the new windows in why can't the landlord just fucking leave the apartment alone the fucking windows seem fine to me as they are. Fuck! Death! Destruction! Shit, maybe I'll actually buy that Lou Reed/Metallica album and play it the entire time they are here just so they'll fucking work faster. Bastards!
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