After all, every time he's an ass - whether or not it's crying that James forgot his birthday, saying that U2 is his favorite band, admitting he has one roadie who's only job is to put his socks on him before a show and take them off him after the show etc.... it generates a million stories in the music press and generates free publicity for Metallica.
So, what do you think it is? Is Lars a real dick or a strap on?
Lars Ulrich Is....
Just pretending to be a dickweed for marketing reasons.
Just a dickweed