bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Ugg

Was talking with a girl tonight where halfway through the conversation she said (in French.)

"You should really start doing cocaine again."

I was like WTF?

And she responded, "When I met you 10 years ago you had such a nice body but now that you don't do drugs you look like you are pregnant with twins."

"I don't think most people have the same body at 42 as they did at 32," I responded.

"You really need to do more coke," she replied. "Otherwise why would anybody fuck you?"

I just finished my beer and walked out.

Part of wanted to say something really shitty to her, but the sane part of me decided that I couldn't be bothered.
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