While I'm completely willing to believe that a newly sober dry drunk bi-polar woman beating douchebag probably sucked on stage I am annoyed at this part of the review.
"Sheen chain-smoked like a criminal."
Um, since when is smoking a criminal offense? And since when did only criminals smoke? I mean, other than on television where the studios take fucking money from weirdo anti-smoking lobbying groups to have the bad guys smoke, in general smoking or not is not indicative of whether or not you are a criminal.
Can you imagine if we took any other perfectly legal act and started using "like a criminal" around it.
"She hooked up with guys like a criminal."
"He went to gay bars like a criminal."
"She had abortions like a criminal."
"She listened to Hall & Oates like a criminal."
"He wore too much cologne like a criminal."
"She talked on her cell phone on her subway ride like a criminal."
"He kept kosher like a criminal."
"She got a lot of tattoos like a criminal."