bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

Chinese Lover

If you think you've ever heard the worst roommate story in the world, think think again.

Guy rents out a room in his apartment to a Columbia grad who seems normal but fairly quiet.

A few months go by and one day he comes home and realizes his roommate has left his bedroom window open and it's raining.

So, he goes into the room to close the window only to find out that his roommate has built a life sized sex doll out of rotting Lo Mein noodles - complete with a glory hole that he's obviously been fucking on a regular basis.

To quote the article: "it was a person's shape, with a hooded sweatshirt attached to gloves and a pair of jeans, with the other boot tucked into the leg. Coming out of the seams were remnants of noodles, rice, and meat, grease stains pooling through the fabric and onto the floor, spoiled scraps of food filling the hoodie to the brim. Doug scanned the body—and...yep, there it was. Noodles oozed out of the unzipped fly; a glory hole that Jack had ostensibly been taking advantage of all spring long."

Makes your current roommate seem incredibly sane, doesn't it?
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