bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,

You Know? For Kids!

My shrink told me today that she thinks I'd make a fortune if I tried writing children's books. She says my "childlike sense of wonder at the world" and my "way with words and creativity" would make me a natural.

I responded that I'd write one about little Suzzi Won in Thailand who with the help of ghosts and goblins only she can see manages to become the best sex slave in the world and over the course of seven books ends up running her own sex trafficking operation aided by orks, goblins and trolls.

The companion story for boys would be about Lightfingerd Larry who has wizards teach him the ancient dark arts of pickpocketing, grand theft and extortion.

"You know," she said. "I'm not trying to make a monster here."
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