How long have you been on Livejournal? What major life changes has LiveJournal witnessed?
Your brain can not process how long I've been on Live Journal. I've been on here since I cut off my ex wife's head, put it in a box and mailed it to her mom. It's seen me quit drugs by blinking an eye and start taking a new drug called Bart Calendar that would melt your face off.
I've been here so long that my readers lay down with their ugly wives and look at their ugly children and think about their loser lives and then look at me and can't process it. I am the LJ Warlock and I surf LJ on a mercury surfboard through a wave of fire.