We all know about how powerful Charlie Sheen's tiger blood is. It's so strong, I expect that combined with Adonis DNA it makes him stronger than Chuck Norris.
So, let's see if we can make some Charlie Sheen/Chuck Norris jokes.
I'll start - but then you guys continue:
Chuck Norris thought he was straight before he became one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses.
Chuck Norris does not bow down to mortal man - instead he prays to Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen makes both Chuck Norris and onions cry.
Chuck Norris died when he tried to smoke Charlie Sheen.
When Chuck Norris met Charlie Sheen he had his name legally changed to "Loser."