bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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What Would Jim Jones Do?

Facebook has added two new relationship status options: "in a domestic partnership" and "in a civil union."

Good for them! Gays can now advertise on Facebook that they are being denied their full civil rights!

But, anyway, should we really limit it to the current options of:

Single

In a relationship

It's complicated

Engaged

Married

In an open relationship

Widowed

Seperated

and

Divorced?

Can't we add some fun ones? I have some suggestions but I'd like to hear yours to!

In a sex cult

Collared

Cuckolded

Kept in chastity

Whored out

Pet girl

Add/Drop dating

Milked weekly

Dungeon master

Keyholder

Sister wived

Stalker

Stalkee

Gor

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