The gist of it is that he's broke and will do anything short of theft or murder to earn money.
He even breaks it down by dollar value.
Things I Will Do For $5:
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Things I Will Do For $10:
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
Things I Will Do For $100,000:
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
There's a lot more listed - check it out.