bart_calendar (bart_calendar) wrote,
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Is Greed Good?

Dear Oliver Stone,

I just watched Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps.

Fuck you very much!

That said, you should be proud! You have joined the ranks of George Lucas and Steve Spielberg in taking beloved characters from my youth and completely ruining them in sequels!

How the fuck did you manage to make a movie this boring about Gordon Gecko - one of the most interesting characters in film history?

It must have been a real challenge.

I now look forward to you making Natural Born Killers 2 where Mikey and Malory Knox own a dry cleaning business and every so often wrinkle the clothes of convicted criminals.

And I can not wait for Scarface 2 where Tony Montana runs a drug rehab facility but is emotionally tortured because he feels guilty about making a profit selling overpriced cigarettes to the people undergoing treatment.

Love,

Bart
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