You know what, Dick, you suck at being a Sith lord.
Bail Organa was a good ally of Senator Palpatine for a while but Alderan still got turned into a giant asteroid field.
I mean, I'm not suggesting that Mubarak is secretly raising one of W's love children as his own so they can be part of an eventual rebel alliance, but you never know!
Seriously, your padawan did the whole Sith thing better. Sadam was a good friend and ally of ours for while too, but he still bombed the shit out of that country.
So, before you open your mouth again, sit back and think "What would Anakin Skywalker do?"