November 9th, 2015

10 Things I'm Disappointed About With Obama

I voted for Obama because I believed what the news told me about him. What a letdown.

1. Kenya is not the 51st state.

2. No gulags.

3. Where is my Sharia Law?

4. Nobody I know has been forced to have an abortion yet.

5. Why are we  not making teens have gay sex in the schools as part of their education?

6. The black helicopters have yet to invade Texas.

7. White people are still allowed to vote.

8. Most teenage girls have yet to be impregnated by black ex-convicts.

9. He won't admit he killed that ambasador and would gladly do so again.

10. He has yet to suspend the constitution and declare himself High Chancelor For Life.