October 24th, 2015

10 Signs You Are A Dude Who Watched Too Much MTV Back In The Day

1. You know which member of Motley Crue died and came back to life and which member killed someone.

2. Hearing the name "Quinn" gives you a hard on.

3. You sometimes wonder "did Puck really deserve to get thrown out of the house?"

4. The smell of Aqua Net is an aphrodisiac

5. You could actually defend Poison if you had to.

6. You are only in love on Fridays.

7. You know which guy in ZZ Top doesn't have a beard.

8. Pink fake leather skirts and pants seem like a completely reasonable female fashion statement.

9. You can remember when girls were convinced George Michael was straight.

10. You wish it was Sunday.