September 26th, 2015

Not The Waste Lands

T.S. Elliot was right when he said "The naming of cats is a difficult matter."

My kitten has several names.

Harley = You are sleeping but I want to cuddle with you so I'm going to wake your kitten ass up but you can fall asleep in my arms.

HQ = Come play with me.

Little One = You are doing something really cute.

Quinn = Holy shit what you are doing is dumb, WTF?

Miss Qiunn = You are fallen asleep in my arms and I just want to say your name.

Harley Quinn = What you are doing is pissing me off.

Harleen = Stop this shit right the fuck now.

Hareleen Quinzell = I'm about to sell you to the used cat store.