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May 7th, 2015

Novel Parenting Techniques

So, a Flordia couple are charged with bribing their teenage daughters with cocaine if they got good grades.

They gave them pot if they cleaned their rooms.

I'm asuming this means they got meth if they set the table, but who knows? Gawker does not address that issue.

But we can.

Here's my thoughts:

Shrooms if they took the garbage out.

LSD if they helped paint the house.

Angel dust if they dusted the house.

Hash if they helped out with composting.

Beer if they washed the car.

Vodka for not breaking curfew.

Heroin if they ace the SATs.

What are your thoughts?

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