April 25th, 2015

Fuck This Court And Everything It Stands For

If you haven't seen it yet you have to read the funniest legal brief of all time.


"That's right—I had a cocked and fully loaded AK-47 assault rifle, as well as a .45 caliber pistol. What's your point?"


"[The Court] runs and cowers like a panic-stricken hoe that has stolen money from her back-handing pimp. Just for the record: you are a hoe. This court is a hoe. And I will backhand you both, should you continue to waste my time."


"Look here old man, when I told you I AM JUSTICE, I meant it."