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March 27th, 2015

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How Lollapalooza Should Deal With Their Weird Co-Headliners This Year

You may have heard that this year Lollapalooza  has for some reason decided to have Paul McCartney and Metallica as co-headliners.

Normally this means both get to pretend it's their gig but one of them has to be the final act.

But, in this case, I think that would be a mistake.

I think they should have both acts on stage at the same time and just have them trade off songs back to back.

Imagine Paul opening up with "All You Need Is Love."

Then, Metallica when that song is over bursts out with "Creeping Death."


You would have people going from screaming "Love is all you need" to "Die" Die" Die" Die!" in a matter of minutes.

Next, Paul could come on stage with "When I'm 64."

James and company then jumps in with "Las Caress" singing "I've got something to say, I killed your mother today."

This would be performance art genius.

Paul then comes back and sings "Help"

James follows that up with "Master Of Puppets."

Paul sings "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."

James comes back with "Die! Die! Die! My Darling!"

Paul belts out "Band On The Run"

The Four Horsemen respond with "Wherever I May Roam."

It could be the best and weirdest concert ever!

For the last encore they could duet Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

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