January 4th, 2015

Signs That 2015 May Be Awesome

1. NYC cops no longer arresting people for victimless crimes.

2. Bono can no longer play guitar.

3. Joan Jett being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

4. Obama no longer giving a fuck about Congress.

5. Everyone in the UK has learned about facesitting.

6. EU countries are finally telling Germany to shut the fuck up about austerity.

7. New Terminator film.

8. Lots and lots of Star Wars trailers soon to appear.

9. People still read LJ.

10. The inevitable Miley Cyrus/Patric Schwarzenegger sex tape.