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December 3rd, 2014

The Guide To The New UK Porn Ban

Ok, so as many of you know the UK just changed their pornography laws to ban a whole bunch of different acts. Let's look at them one by one:

Spanking -  I guess nobody in the UK ever has sex doggy style - because I bet some form of spanking happens in nearly every real life doggy style session.

Caning - Really, this is just spanking with props.

Aggressive whipping - What does this even mean? You can't spank the person, you can't cane the person, but you can whip them as long as it's not aggressive?

Penetration by any object "associated with violence" - Is there an object in the world that can't be associated with violence? Hell a penis can be associated with violence.

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual) - WTF? Either I've dated an unusual sample of women or there are tons and tons of women who want to be called "slut" or some variant during sex.  And lots of dudes like being called nasty names too. This is fairly vanilla. (Though banning actual physical abuse I can understand.)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports") - Nobody has ever been hurt by being peed on. Sterile liquid is harmless.

Female ejaculation - Seriously, you are banning really good orgasms?

Strangulation - Well, sure. The definition of "strangulation" is to choke someone to death. I'm fine with a law against killing porn stars.

Facesitting - On the fence on this one. Facesitting is a super popular sexual act in the general population and is generally performed without harm. But... it is more dangerous than people think. But, banning what most people consider a normal part of sex seems pretty odd. And if you are going to ban facestitting, it's pretty sexist not to ban facefucking as well.

Fisting - Ouch. While not for me, unless the hand is huge (which would come under physical abuse) why ban it?  Some women do have small hands.

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