October 31st, 2014

Life In France - Doctor Edition

In which I go to my doctor to get my Xanx prescription renewed.

Doctor: Hey, do you know an American named (Name?)

Me: Yes, she's my shrink.

Doctor: She is super sexy.

Me: Yes, she's cute.

Doctor: Do you know if she's single?

Me: She's my shrink, I can't ask her that.

Doctor: But, I need to know. Can you find a way to slip in the question?

Me: I'll do my best.

Doctor: Thanks. But don't let her know I was asking.

Me: Ok.