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October 27th, 2014

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Things Frustrated 16 Year Old Dudes Should Know

1. If you are losing out to the rich kids and jocks now, just wait. Girls may not like you but when you are older women will.

2. Making up stories about having sex won't get  you laid. It will make fewer people want to lay you.

3. Yes, bareback is better, but not better enough to ruin your life over.

4. If you are gay it only seems like nobody else around you is.

5. Those bands you like but that nobody else has heard of? Those are the bands people will remember 20 years from now.

6. Everyone else is as terrified as you are - even the popular kids.

7.  Start practicing your ability to talk to a girl without staring at her tits now.

8. Don't think that being nice to a girl means she should have sex with you. It's fine to be friends.

9. Develop a unique interest. That will get you laid in the long run.

10. Instead of watching porn, read erotica written by women. You'll learn a lot more that way.

Boardwalk Empire Series Finale

What the fuck was that metaphysical shit?

Fucking worst series finale ever.

Worse than LOST

Worse than anything.

Worse than Nickleback.

Fuck you, Boardwalk Empire.

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