October 3rd, 2014

Some Guys Want To Donate To A $70,000 Hand Job

Over the years in the adult industry I've seen some fucked up products in my time. But I have to say The Handie is the weirdest yet. And they are trying to crowdsource it. It's a sex toy for guys to give themselves a hand job and it looks like this:


Here's how they describe this monstrosity:

"The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your grip and gives you back control of your pleasure through state-of-the-art design and materials. The Handie's glove design and added features are unlike any other product for men. This is the real deal - an all-in-one gadget for guys! We like to call it, our Finishing Tool."

Can you imagine ever, ever paying money and/or having that near your dick?

Me neither - but they've managed to raise $1,440 for it. That said, they want nearly $70,000 to develop it. I find that insane since most of us actually have hands and probably not need a toy that is simply a  weirdly shaped hand.

Deep Thoughts

I want to start a charity where we find people who like Nickleback and/or Oasis and we give them Metallica and Rolling Stones CDs just to make their lives a little better.