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September 26th, 2014

Whoa!

I've finally hit the Top 20 Journals on LJ.

Clearly, I should do polls about blow jobs more often.

Things That Will Get You Shot If You Are Black

1. Wearing a hoodie to keep warm.

2. Walking down the street.

3. Crossing the street.

4. Standing on a street corner.

5. Speeding.

6. Driving the wrong type of car.

7. Not wearing a seat belt.

8. Pulliing over for a traffic stop.

9. Carrying a candy bar.

10. Encountering white people outside your neighborhood.

11. Encountering police in your neighborhood.

12. Leaving your home for any reason.

How To Avoid Getting Shot If You Are Black.

1. Never leaving your home.

2. Being a uniformed police officer.

3. Being president.

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