September 11th, 2014

How To Be A Teenager

Step One: Find a kneeling statue of Jesus.

Step Two: Drop your pants.

Step Three: Get a friend to photograph you trying to force your dick into the mouth of the Jesus statue.

Step Four: Post the photo on your own Facebook.

Step Five: Get arrested.

Step Six: Pray that your parents won't make fun of you for the rest of your life.