July 12th, 2014

The Park Slope Terror

I sort of hope whoever put this poster up did it as a joke, but would also be happy if it's real, because hundreds of baby tarantulas running around Park Slope would be funny as shit.

"I know she looks crazy scary, but she's mostly harmless. She's pregnant, so I'm hoping to find her before she has her babies. She's mostly active at night and likes to hide in dark corners. She shouldn't bite, but sometimes jumps when frightened. If you find her, please try to catch her and put her in a tupperware bowl with a few holes in the top for air. Then please call me and I will come and get her."

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Who Should Star In True Detective Season Two?

Poll #1975008 True Detective Season Two

Who Should Star In True Detective Season Two?

Travolta/Samuel L. Jackson
1(4.5%)
Mel Gibson/Russel Crowe
0(0.0%)
Charlie Sheen/Lohan
1(4.5%)
Arya/The Hound
6(27.3%)
Tom Cruise/Neil Patrick Harris
4(18.2%)
Nicholas Cage/S. Epatha Merkerson
1(4.5%)
Chris Noth/Kiefer Sutherland
3(13.6%)
Tatiana Maslany/Jennifer Garner
6(27.3%)