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June 23rd, 2014

Women Who Like Casual Sex Like Casual Sex

In what can only be described as groundbreaking journalism Jezebel reports that women who like casual sex are generally happy after they have casual sex.

I know you are as shocked as I am. This has inspired me to do my own reporting on the subject matter. Here you go.

If monagmy turns you on and makes you happy, wait to have sex until you find someone you want to be monogamous with you and who you want to be monogamous with.  This will probably make you happy.

If one night stands turn you and make you happy go out and have a ton of one night stands. This will probably make you happy.

If being in an open relationship turns you on and makes you happy go find someone you want to have an open relationship with who wants to have an open relationship with you. This will probably make you happy.

If being poly turns you on and makes you happy find some peeps who are into being poly who you want to be poly with. This will probably make you happy.

If watching a dude blow up balloons turns you on and makes you happy find a dude who gets turned on blowing up balloons in front of his partner. This will probably make you happy.

If a person you think is hot isn't into the things that turn you on and make you happy, being with them is probably not going to make you happy.

Finally, fire is  hot and ice is cold.

Haunted Transgender Body Wash

Someone on eBay is trying to sell a magic potion that will turns dicks into vaginas and vaginas into dicks.

Normally, I'd think this was a random criminal/crank but the seller has a 99.4% positive feedback rating after 2,273 eBay auctions. Some of those include an orange juice glass that will make anyone who drinks from it become unable to lie.

My favorite has to be Haunted Design A Life.

Why would you buy this miracle object? Here's why:



"This spellbound item gives you the ability to change anything and everything in and about your life in an instant!Limitless boundaries as to what you can make changes to and what the changes can be.Do not miss out as there are not many with this power to offer!"


The fact that everyone who has bought from this seller likes them will haunt my dreams for months to come.

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