May 19th, 2014

True Conspiracies

The Malaysian flight disappearing is a publicity stunt for a reality show based on LOST that will premier in the Fall.

Black 13 caused the World Trade Center building to collapse.

Jackie Kennedy killed JFK.

Global warming is caused by violent video games.

LSD usage in the 1960s caused HIV.

Crack was created by the pawnshop industry.

Obama was born in Hong Kong.

The Sandy Hook shootings were done by Pennywise.

We faked the moon landing by landing on Mars instead.

The UN was created so that people wouldn't notice that Andora was slowly taking over the world.

Joan Baez is the real Boston Marathon bomber.