April 9th, 2014


I hadn't been to my shrink in about five months because I was trying to sort some stuff out in my head on my own, so I felt a little nervous seeing her this morning.

"Bart," she said. "Everyone needs a break from things being serious and formal all the time. I'm not just your psychoanalyst, I'm also your friend. If you ever want to just talk about shit in an informal setting, you can always just call me up and we can have a few beers and just be random."