March 28th, 2014
Has anyone been paying attention to the Jezebel drugs vs booze, March Madness? The results are so insane you would think they were taken from polling something like MidwestChristianTeens.com.
The fucking Final Four are caffeine, weed, vodka and champagne. What the fucking fuck?
Who are the people who voted weed over cocaine?
Who picks Advil over oxy?
Caffeine beat xanax? Are you fucking kidding me?
Vicodin lost to caffeine?
And now it looks like the championship is going to be caffeine against champagne with caffeine winning.
I have lost all hope about today's youth.
They are like John Snow.