March 13th, 2014

Keith Richards Children's Book Naming Contest

Keith Richards has decided he wants to start a side project writing children's books.

This has caused a small cottage industry of people coming up with joke names for the books. Some are very good, but I bet you guys could do better. So, I'll throw out some of the best I've seen on the net and let's see what you can come up with.

"Where the sidewalk ends is where you score the best drugs"

"One pill, two pill, red pill, blue pill."

"Oh, the places you'll go to score drunks."

"Green eggs and smack."

"Little crack house on the prairie."

"James and the Giant Thing that You See When You're Like High as Fuck and You Think Oh Man I am in So Much Trouble My Dad is Gunna Murder Me Anyway Can We Order a Pizza or Something and My Hair Smells Sooooo Good"

Your turn.