Five Things You Didn't Know About American Football
1. It was originally played with lawn darts, but in 1951 this was deemed too dangerous, so they created a ball that would have a similar dart like shape.
2. That isn't padding. Before you can play college ball you have to fight another rookie player over a lava pit. What looks like padding is a high tech suit that covers the third degree burns and allows them to breathe.
3. The losers of that fight are given plastic surgery and gender re-assignment surgery and become the cheerleaders.
4. The special teams players are made up of pardoned death row inmates.
5. Tim Tebow is an alien.
2. That isn't padding. Before you can play college ball you have to fight another rookie player over a lava pit. What looks like padding is a high tech suit that covers the third degree burns and allows them to breathe.
3. The losers of that fight are given plastic surgery and gender re-assignment surgery and become the cheerleaders.
4. The special teams players are made up of pardoned death row inmates.
5. Tim Tebow is an alien.
