February 1st, 2014

Five Things You Didn't Know About American Football

1. It was originally played with lawn darts, but in 1951 this was deemed too dangerous, so they created a ball that would have a similar dart like shape.

2. That isn't padding. Before you can play college ball you have to fight another rookie player over a lava pit. What looks like padding is a high tech suit that covers the third degree burns and allows them to breathe.

3. The losers of that fight are given plastic surgery and gender re-assignment surgery and become the cheerleaders.

4. The special teams players are made up of pardoned death row inmates.

5. Tim Tebow is an alien.