October 30th, 2011

Rock And Roll Trivia

You know the rules. I post the lyrics, you see how many songs you can name without Google.

1. I'm on the hunt I'm after you.

2. Roll me in designer sheets, I'll never get enough.

3. It's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head.

4. I knew he must have been about 17.

5. Let's drink to the hard working people.

6. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

7. At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops with him on top.

8. Been running so long, I've nearly lost all track of time.

9. There's boys you can trust and girls that you don't.

10. All the people we used to know are an illusion to me now.

Talking To Your Body

My Body: Dude where is our xanax! You feed us xanax at 7 p.m. on the dot every day. It's now 7:22 where is our fucking xanax, motherfucker!

Me: Shut up, body. Daylight Savings Time ended. It's 6:22, you'll get your xanax in 38 minutes.

My Body: Fuck you! Xanax now or people will plot to kill you. You know everyone hates you and only likes you when you take your xanax! Fuck Daylight Savings Time! Xanax now!

Me: Deal with it, body. Give me a panic attack or make me scared of people. I don't care. You'll get your fucking xanax at 7 p.m.

My Body: Fuck you! Everyone hates you!

Me: Fine. But you are still going to wait 38 minutes until you get your xanax.