New Jersey State Senate Candidate Phil Mitsch recently tweeted to his followers that he thinks all women should be
whores in the bedroom.
He says he got this bit of advice by reading about the marriage of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.
This has inspired me to write a campaign theme song for Phil - the pride of New Jersey.
I call it "Jersey Shore Women"
Phil met a gin soaked bar room queen in Trenton
She wouldn't let Phil up upstairs for a ride
He had to throw her right across his shoulder
He then beat some sense right into her mind.
It's the Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore women
They give Phil, they give Phil, they give Phil the Jersey Shore blues.
Phil met a divorcee in Atlantic City
That bitch put up some kind of a fight
Phil had to pull out his six inch switch blade
He slit her throat and then he fucked her blind.
It's the Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore women
They give Phil, they give Phil, they give Phil the Jersey Shore blues.