October 21st, 2011

Ugg

Was bitching to my shrink today that lately I've been sleeping more than usual and not been blogging as much or commentating on Gawker or Jezebel because I've just felt stressed and uninspired. And I've been having some of my recurring dreams that seemed to have gone away come back.

She suggested that maybe I should start seeing her twice a week for a while.

I asked her if we could keep it to once a week for two more weeks and see if I work whatever is fucking with me out of my system.

She agreed but said that if I'm still like this two weeks from now it would be a really good idea to go back to twice a week.

I really, really hope I'm back on track in two weeks, because if I have to go back to twice a week I'm going to feel like a total and complete failure.

Rome Girl is coming home tonight, so I think that will help.

Loutallica

Metallica must have just given up on trying to make money from their Lou Reed thing.

Because they've now made all of the tracks from the album available here for free.

For sheer Spinal Tap hilarity you MUST listen to "Pumping Blood."

It's from about the 2.20 to 3.05 mark where it becomes particularly like "Stonehenge" from Spinal Tap.

Let It Bleed

New Jersey State Senate Candidate Phil Mitsch recently tweeted to his followers that he thinks all women should be whores in the bedroom.

He says he got this bit of advice by reading about the marriage of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall.

This has inspired me to write a campaign theme song for Phil - the pride of New Jersey.

I call it "Jersey Shore Women"

Phil met a gin soaked bar room queen in Trenton
She wouldn't let Phil up upstairs for a ride
He had to throw her right across his shoulder
He then beat some sense right into her mind.

It's the Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore women
They give Phil, they give Phil, they give Phil the Jersey Shore blues.

Phil met a divorcee in Atlantic City
That bitch put up some kind of a fight
Phil had to pull out his six inch switch blade
He slit her throat and then he fucked her blind.

It's the Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore women
They give Phil, they give Phil, they give Phil the Jersey Shore blues.