September 12th, 2011


Fuck. Just read that when the new Star Wars Blu-Rays come out Lucas will have made changes to them the fuck again.

Fucking bullshit. Fucking shithead.

I stopped reading the article when it said that Darth will now scream "No!" while killing the Emperor.

I don't want to know if at some point he's going to change it so that Darth says "Your father? I killed your father!" or has Han walking away from Greedo and not shooting at all.

I swear to God, just give me 10 minutes alone in an abandoned warehouse with George Lucas and a gun. Is that too much to ask?


So, after I read that George Lucas is changing key Star Wars scenes in the upcoming Blu-Rays I read that Paul McCartney has composed a fucking ballet and then read that Lars Ulrich is going to be on the BBC talking about his love of light jazz.

That's too much douchbaggery in my head for one morning to sort out.

So, I'll leave it to you, gentle readers.

Poll #1777943 Douchebags

Who Is The Biggest Douche?

George Lucas
Lars Ulrich
Paul McCartney