August 19th, 2011

For Those Of You Who Like It In The Bowl

It's time for those of us who like it in the bowl to be out and proud and no longer live in shame.

It doesn't matter if you like it in the bowl, your partner likes it in the bowl or if you are just an ally. You all deserve acceptance.

But, we can't have acceptance until we are out in the open, and so, we need to have a poll.

Don't feel ashamed to vote!

Poll #1770845 The Bowl

Those Of You Who Like It In The Bowl Are A

Forkie
6(17.6%)
Spoonie
9(26.5%)
Biutensil
19(55.9%)

Is It Important To You That Your Partner Shares Your Utensil Orientation?

Yes
3(9.1%)
No
28(84.8%)
Other
2(6.1%)

Weird Science

So, a pharmaceutical company created a nasal spray that will make you tan.

You, you read that correctly. It's a tanning nasal spray.

But, that's not the best part of this story.

The best part is that it just got pulled from the market because of its side effects - one of which is that it induces nymphomania.

Man, you can imagine what the black market for nymphomaniac nasal spray will be?


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