Drunken Expat Writer

One of Rome Girl's quirks is that if a given meal can be eaten either on a plate or in a bowl she'll always put the food in the bowl.

This has caused me to tease her every so often that "My woman, she likes it in the bowl."

Today, I was thinking about taking this a step further.

I think it would be awesome to set up a FetLife account and then create a group for "Women Who Like It In The Bowl" and see what kind of people would sign up for the group and exactly what kink they'd be expecting.

Damn, the credit crunch is getting bad.

The deal is a guy had a $5,700 overdue balance on his Citibank Visa. So he got a call from them and was told he needed to come in to talk to their debt collection department.

Dude showed up - at a Citibank office - and was then beaten to death by the collection agents when he told them he couldn't pay.

Citibank says it's not their fault because they outsource their debt collection efforts and the people involved were not officially Citibank employees.

AC/DC to sell their own brand of wine.

All the vines were green
The tractor was clean
It was the best damn vineyard that I'd ever seen.

The wine was a prize
Kept me satisfied
Knocking me out with a Cabernet dry

Drank more than my share
But I didn't care
I decided to chug cause I was already there

My mind was shaking
The earth was baking
And I was getting drunk

Yeah!
I drank it all night long!

Drinking double time
Bottles in a line

The wine was one of a kind
And just mine all mine

I didn't want to sip
Just needed to drink it

Then they brought a meal to me
And I came back for more

Had to sit back down
And buy another round

Now I'm back in my seat to take another swig

My mind was shaking
The earth was baking
And I was getting drunk

Yeah!
I drank it all night long!

Has it been reported anywhere that The Onion was about to do this?

EDIT: I've created an open Facebook group for it.