August 14th, 2011

Deep Thoughts

Leading up to the 1992 primaries everyone said that Bill Clinton could never win the nomination or become president because nobody with a history of sex scandals could get elected.

Leading up to the 2000 primaries everyone said that George W. Bush could never win the nomination or become president because he refused to deny he ever did cocaine and had only run failing businesses and therefore could not get elected.

Leading up to the 2008 primaries everyone said that Obama could never win the nomination or become president because he was young and black.

Leading up to the 2012 primaries everyone says Michele Bachmann can't get the nomination or become president because she's crazy.

Leading up to the 2012 primaries everyone says Mitt Romney can't get the nomination or become president because he's Mormon and started health care plans in his home state.

Leading up to the 2012 primaries everyone says Palin can't get the nomination or become president because she resigned as governor of Alaska and isn't a serious candidate.

Just some things to think about.

It Comes Back

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

I was saddened to learn today that you are going to revive Sex And The City as a television program.

I know the show was once great, but it has completely run out of steam.

Now, I'm well aware that the economy sucks and you and your husband may need money.

That's fine.

But, if that's the case, please do us all a favor and have your husband do a television show based on what Ferris Bueller is like as a grown man - because that's a show people would want to see and it's his turn to bring home the bacon.

Love,

Bart