August 4th, 2011

Writer's Block: Happy birthday Mr. President!

What is one thing that needs to be changed in your country?

Patrick Bateman said it best:

"We have to slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people."

New Energy Drink

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The News You Need

(AP) - During a campaign stop in San Francisco GOP Primary Hopeful Khal Drogo endorsed Marvel Comics' controversial decision to have Spider-Man portrayed as a Stark Of Winterfell.

"Now that the debt ceiling debate is settled it's time to talk about the issues that really matter to the people," Drogo said. "While it is true that the Spider-Man we know and love has always been a Baratheon, times change and we need to change with the times."

Drogo continued to say that he was surprised that Spider-Man had never been depicted as a Stark before.

"Given Spider-Man's commitment to justice at all costs regardless of personal risk it only makes sense that he would have some Westeros blood in him," Drogo said.

Drogo's main opposition in the GOP primaries, Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport and Warden of the West took the opportunity during a campaign stop in Texas to lash out at the Khal's acceptance of the new Spider-Man.

"As a Lannister I believe in tradition," he said. "Traditions are what made this country great. Traditions should be embraced and honored. Not only has Marvel spat in the face of tradition, they have dishonored the memory of the late President Robert Baratheon."

Lannister also objected to Marvel's decision to have the new Green Goblin depicted as a rouge member of the Stone Crow Clan - a demographic that has heavily supported his campaign.

"The Green Goblin has always been and should always be a member of House Arryn of the Eyrie," Lannister said.

Geek Culture Just Got Weirder

Just when you start to think that geek culture can't get any stranger something always pops up.

In this case I point you to Bronies.

These are adult heterosexual males who are rabid fans of the My Little Pony cartoon. They are so determined that when /b/ of 4Chan tried to make fun of them they overwhelmed /b/ until /b/ gave up.

They even have a slogan - "I'm gonna tolerate and love the shit out of you."