July 29th, 2011

Curved Cock

Ok, so a fried of mine who, for lack of a better name, I'll call "Trixadelic", asked me to ask the ladies who read my blog a question of an intimate nature.

She's met a guy online that she thinks is hot. They've done the Skype sex thing and his wang is huge ("He can put both hands around it and I can still see part of it sticking out!")

Her worry, however, is that it's also seriously curved to the point that it almost looks bent. She's never been with a dick like that and is concerned that it might be a problem when it comes to actual fucking.

She doesn't want to ask her female friends about this because if she did so she might have to explain that he wears a wedding ring and she doesn't want to get slut shamed. Hence why she asked me if I could get some advice for her on whether or not giant bent dick will pose any problems when she bends over.

So, here you go - help a sister our and let me know if a curved dick gives you the bends.

Poll #1765176 Round The Bend

A Curved Dick:

Makes sex awesome
10(30.3%)
Makes sex painful
2(6.1%)
Makes no difference
8(24.2%)
Other you will explain
13(39.4%)

Portal 2

While LJ was down I finally got my copy of Portal 2 in the mail from Amazon. I've been playing it for a few days and have some observations:

1. It really is like no game I've ever played before.

2. They should really explain the basic concept of the portals at the start of the game. It took me an hour to realize "go in a blue portal and you'll come out the orange portal and vice versa."

3. The game is very funny but I'm a bit confused as to why all the reviews have called it a feminist video game. Yes, your character and the evil character are women - but a huge part of the game is the evil character finding different ways to body snark the main character: "I'll put your skeleton on display as an example of poor bone structure." "You are so fat you broke the machines, didn't you?"

4. The game play is awesome and it has the most intuitive controls I've ever seen.

5. It's an interesting difficulty mix. About a third of the puzzles I can figure out on my own, about a third I can figure out with a little help and about a third require the online walkthroughs, because they are so ridiculously difficult I'd have to spend an entire day on them and I can't be bothered.

Tight

I got into an interesting debate on Jezebel yesterday.

The deal is that in France after you give birth in France the state pays for two personal trainers. One is to help you lose baby weight.

The other is for your vagina. As the New York Times puts it: "French women are offered a state-paid, extended course of vaginal gymnastics, complete with personal trainer, electric stimulation devices and computer games that reward particularly nimble squeezing."

Now of the Jezebel readers were like "This is awesome!"

Others were like "This is intrusive bullshit from the patriarchy set up by dudes just because they want their wives to be tight and grip their dicks. Fuck this bullshit!"

Still others were like "It may be patriarchal bullshit but I wish I'd had this type of personal trainer so I didn't end up shooting out a little bit of pee every time I sneezed for a year after giving birth."

What do you think?

Poll #1765237 Grip It!

Having A Post Pregnancy Personal Trainer For Your Vagina Is:

Awesome!
55(83.3%)
Bullshit!
4(6.1%)
Other.
7(10.6%)