July 27th, 2011

White Lines

Before I went to see my shrink on Monday I read a NYT article saying that Sigmund Freud was a cocaine addict

I mentioned it to her and she asked me why I brought it up.

"Because you are the only person I know who would be interested," I said.

"I'm the only person you know who is interested in cocaine," she asked.

Then she realized her goof and apologized for making a "Freudian slip".

"It's none of my business how you keep your figure," I responded.